I Vote Democrat because ...10. I believe oil companies' 4% profits on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I believe the government would do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I'm too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
6. I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies as long as we keep all the death row inmates alive.
4. I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as Democrats see fit.
2. I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. My head is planted so firmly up my a$$ that it's unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.
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